Couchling 

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?
Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

Couchling by varminator January 16, 2009

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Touchling 

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.

"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."

Touchling by Whikra June 3, 2017

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couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

Pete Coughlin by VonC June 11, 2016