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a person that refuses to admit that they are wrong. a conwad usually acts all high and mighty to boost their ego, but in reality they are very self-conscious people that need constant reassurance. conwads are very weird people, but they try to appear cool to the world.
Nyla: woah that kid is such a conwad. he flexes his muscles but you can tell he doesn’t work out.
conwad by rustinjustin November 4, 2023
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Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017

Conwayed 

Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."
Person 1: Wait, I'm so confused.
Person 2: You just got conwayed.
Conwayed by that_one_know-it-all February 7, 2017

Conway Corona

putting a lime in your PBR.

The origins are from either a reference to Conway Twitty, the country music star, or from the city of Conway, SC.
Can I have a Pabst, and a Conway Corona for my girlfriend.

Robert Conrad

Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.

Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.

Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.

Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.

In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.

The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.

The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.

Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.

He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Robert Conrad ... he strode the finest buttocks in the West!

Contadulate

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

contadine 

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(
contadine by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008