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Barbarisme physique : Rendre quelque chose continu.

Continuter un signal

continuter by anonymous December 20, 2023

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

Poo be continued 

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.

"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...

Poo be continued by roonetoon December 25, 2010

Amaris (continued) 

Amaris likes to experiment and shake things up and she might do so in changing up her hair or learning a new skill. She can sometimes come off as easy-going but usually she has a set goal and when she puts her mind to something there's no stopping her-once started she must finish it! She gets good grades and is not genius level smart but is still pretty smart, and she knows it. Still she doesn't go around bragging. Amaris is beautiful and making her happy makes you happy. A lot of people take Amaris for granted because she's a reliable friend and will never stab you in the back. Ever. So if you have an Amaris in your life, make sure she knows how much you really appreciate her.

Amaris (continued)
Girl 1: Amaris is so good at that and she only started last week!
Girl 2: That's because she's so determined!!

Girl 3: You can trust Amaris- she'd never tell your secrets.
Girl 4: She's so nice.

Amaris (continued) by SlurpNugget November 22, 2019

To be continued 

A meme that occurs when a traumatizing event is about to happen.

Kid:*walks on street*
Car:*0.000001 seconds away from running him over*

TO BE CONTINUED

To be continued by RiceFactory March 21, 2019

conTinder 

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation

It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."

conTinder by McNullty February 28, 2013

to be continued 

A lame plot device consisting of a disclaimer often seen at the unexplained or hasty ending of a TV programme informing the viewer that either:

-a main character may have possibly died or left permanently (but usually hasn't, if they have the actor likely quit working on the show due to pay disputes)

-the script writers are fresh out of ideas until next week/month

-the director of the TV show believes viewers actually have attention spans longer than goldfish, absolutely no lives and care enough about the characters & plot that they are willing to sit on their ass for days and nights patiently awaiting the conclusion of last week's cliff-hanger

-the director believes making an audience wait anywhere from 24 hours to 1 week for a continuation will actually build anticipation and suspense among them and generate more interest in his show (instead of actually annoying the living shit out of them)

-the script writers got over-ambitious or just plain fucking lazy, and couldn't finish the episode within the deadline

-the episode has gone over it's allotted TV channel timeslot and hence will be replayed sometime later

-there wasn't enough time to finish the episode within 5 minutes

-technical/financial/on-set/casting difficulties made finishing the episode impossible

-a cliff-hanger/what-if/multi-part story arc has been planned for future episodes (usually occurs when one season of a show ends, the following episode will begin with a recap of the previous one)

Actor 1: "But wait... I have the answer to the meaning of life of itself!"

Actor 2: "Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Quick... TELL ME!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Jane: "Billy wait, before we get married... I have something I should tell you."

Billy: "Duh?"

Jane: "I'm actually cheating on you with your brother, pregnant with your son's child, an alien from Jupiter, the person responsible for killing your parents AND... I'm not actually Jane at all."

*Jane rips off her face*

Jane: "I'm your mother."

*Camera zooms in on Billy's gaping expression of shock and then fades to black"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Agent Mulder: "Scully, for the first time I can promise you behind this door lies a real, extraterrestrial, alien being... here on earth. See for your own eyes..."

Agent Scully: "Mulder, this is the 789th time you've said that... but okay, open the door. I'm ready."

*Agent Mulder opens the door to reveal...*

TO BE CONTINUED...

"The End?" can also be used a substitute for "To be Continued..."

to be continued by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 28, 2010