11 definitions by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89
If you thought Windows Vista was bad...
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 May 14, 2009
A lame plot device consisting of a disclaimer often seen at the unexplained or hasty ending of a TV programme informing the viewer that either:
-a main character may have possibly died or left permanently (but usually hasn't, if they have the actor likely quit working on the show due to pay disputes)
-the script writers are fresh out of ideas until next week/month
-the director of the TV show believes viewers actually have attention spans longer than goldfish, absolutely no lives and care enough about the characters & plot that they are willing to sit on their ass for days and nights patiently awaiting the conclusion of last week's cliff-hanger
-the director believes making an audience wait anywhere from 24 hours to 1 week for a continuation will actually build anticipation and suspense among them and generate more interest in his show (instead of actually annoying the living shit out of them)
-the script writers got over-ambitious or just plain fucking lazy, and couldn't finish the episode within the deadline
-the episode has gone over it's allotted TV channel timeslot and hence will be replayed sometime later
-there wasn't enough time to finish the episode within 5 minutes
-technical/financial/on-set/casting difficulties made finishing the episode impossible
-a cliff-hanger/what-if/multi-part story arc has been planned for future episodes (usually occurs when one season of a show ends, the following episode will begin with a recap of the previous one)
-a main character may have possibly died or left permanently (but usually hasn't, if they have the actor likely quit working on the show due to pay disputes)
-the script writers are fresh out of ideas until next week/month
-the director of the TV show believes viewers actually have attention spans longer than goldfish, absolutely no lives and care enough about the characters & plot that they are willing to sit on their ass for days and nights patiently awaiting the conclusion of last week's cliff-hanger
-the director believes making an audience wait anywhere from 24 hours to 1 week for a continuation will actually build anticipation and suspense among them and generate more interest in his show (instead of actually annoying the living shit out of them)
-the script writers got over-ambitious or just plain fucking lazy, and couldn't finish the episode within the deadline
-the episode has gone over it's allotted TV channel timeslot and hence will be replayed sometime later
-there wasn't enough time to finish the episode within 5 minutes
-technical/financial/on-set/casting difficulties made finishing the episode impossible
-a cliff-hanger/what-if/multi-part story arc has been planned for future episodes (usually occurs when one season of a show ends, the following episode will begin with a recap of the previous one)
Actor 1: "But wait... I have the answer to the meaning of life of itself!"
Actor 2: "Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Quick... TELL ME!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Jane: "Billy wait, before we get married... I have something I should tell you."
Billy: "Duh?"
Jane: "I'm actually cheating on you with your brother, pregnant with your son's child, an alien from Jupiter, the person responsible for killing your parents AND... I'm not actually Jane at all."
*Jane rips off her face*
Jane: "I'm your mother."
*Camera zooms in on Billy's gaping expression of shock and then fades to black"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Agent Mulder: "Scully, for the first time I can promise you behind this door lies a real, extraterrestrial, alien being... here on earth. See for your own eyes..."
Agent Scully: "Mulder, this is the 789th time you've said that... but okay, open the door. I'm ready."
*Agent Mulder opens the door to reveal...*
TO BE CONTINUED...
"The End?" can also be used a substitute for "To be Continued..."
Actor 2: "Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Quick... TELL ME!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Jane: "Billy wait, before we get married... I have something I should tell you."
Billy: "Duh?"
Jane: "I'm actually cheating on you with your brother, pregnant with your son's child, an alien from Jupiter, the person responsible for killing your parents AND... I'm not actually Jane at all."
*Jane rips off her face*
Jane: "I'm your mother."
*Camera zooms in on Billy's gaping expression of shock and then fades to black"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Agent Mulder: "Scully, for the first time I can promise you behind this door lies a real, extraterrestrial, alien being... here on earth. See for your own eyes..."
Agent Scully: "Mulder, this is the 789th time you've said that... but okay, open the door. I'm ready."
*Agent Mulder opens the door to reveal...*
TO BE CONTINUED...
"The End?" can also be used a substitute for "To be Continued..."
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 28, 2010
An unfunny and seriously overrated, African-American comedian renowned for starring in his self-titled, comedy sitcom Everybody Hates Chris, being a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the 1990's, hosting the Academy Awards and starring in a string of hopelessly, cringe-inducingly, unfunny films like Nurse Betty, Bad Company, Beverley Hills Ninja and Down to Earth.
Rock's comedy routines/skits primarily revolve African-American culture (which resonates well with his typically 80-90% Black audiences he performs for), as well as swearing his head off and using the N Word profusely.
If he was a Caucasian/Asian/Hispanic or any other racial category, he would be booed off stage so loudly that his raspy, hoarse, "I-just-swallowed-razorblades" voice would be drowned out once and for all.
The man has no material outside of Racism against African-Americans and Rap Culture, as well as being totally clueless about impeccably-timed delivery.
Chris is much like a dim-witted and sheltered version of Dave Chapelle, who likes to critique and over-analyze Black society without having experienced even 1/4 of the stuff he refers to as being normal parts of a Black lifestyle.
Rock's comedy routines/skits primarily revolve African-American culture (which resonates well with his typically 80-90% Black audiences he performs for), as well as swearing his head off and using the N Word profusely.
If he was a Caucasian/Asian/Hispanic or any other racial category, he would be booed off stage so loudly that his raspy, hoarse, "I-just-swallowed-razorblades" voice would be drowned out once and for all.
The man has no material outside of Racism against African-Americans and Rap Culture, as well as being totally clueless about impeccably-timed delivery.
Chris is much like a dim-witted and sheltered version of Dave Chapelle, who likes to critique and over-analyze Black society without having experienced even 1/4 of the stuff he refers to as being normal parts of a Black lifestyle.
Chris Rock on stage: "You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control! Man, we need to control the bullets!!!"
99% Black audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MA' MAN CHRIS BE FUNNY AS HELL, FO SHO!"
Sole White person in the audience: "Wtf was that? I just wasted 75 of my hard-earned dollars."
99% Black audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MA' MAN CHRIS BE FUNNY AS HELL, FO SHO!"
Sole White person in the audience: "Wtf was that? I just wasted 75 of my hard-earned dollars."
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 August 3, 2010
A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 29, 2010
A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
Duct tape is also known as: hurricane tape, gun tape, gaffer/gaffa tape, speed tape, rigger's tape and power tape.
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 29, 2010
See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.
Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.
Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.
Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.
Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.
Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.
Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.
Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.
Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.
Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.
Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.
Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 May 16, 2009
The above user is wrong, or is quoting some lame malapropism of the original joke.
"Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".
The joke is a play on words, as the oft-quoted Buddhist "motto" is to "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.
"Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".
The joke is a play on words, as the oft-quoted Buddhist "motto" is to "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.
A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks him "Hey buddy what can I make ya?".
"Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.
"Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 27, 2010