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contemprato

A long ass last name. Also known as being a tiny little being.
Person 1: She's so contemprato!
Another Example
Person 2: His dick is a contemprato..
contemprato by MissHoeUniverse January 31, 2017
Words you can keep

coffee and contemplation 

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.
Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation 

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
Contemplate by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010

contemplation 

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him
Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow
contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005

contempathy 

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.
I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.
contempathy by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016

Contemplationship 

Noun | Con·tem·pla·tion·ship | kon-tem-play-shun-ship |

· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship

Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them
we could mess around, I'm not in an actual relationship, but a Contemplationship, i'm not sure if wanna be together with her yet .

This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend

Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there
Contemplationship by Elfresh September 9, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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