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constify 

To constantly do something, like constantly watching anime all day instead of going outside and enjoying the beautiful sunshine.
What a depressed introvert.
i'm constify thinking of a sentence
constify by DaRealKey April 12, 2019
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constisyncrasy 

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.
constisyncrasy by taegeonn April 30, 2023

constifarted 

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.
constifarted by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constifarted 

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.
Constifarted by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constifies 

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional
What constifies that law?
constifies by Beacboys January 27, 2004

constifused

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.
constifused by euroyeti March 5, 2010

constifaded 

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!
I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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