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constisyncrasy 

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.
constisyncrasy by taegeonn April 30, 2023

constifarted 

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.
constifarted by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constifarted 

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.
Constifarted by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constifies 

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional
What constifies that law?
constifies by Beacboys January 27, 2004

constifused

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.
constifused by euroyeti March 5, 2010

constifaded 

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!
I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!