constify 

To constantly do something, like constantly watching anime all day instead of going outside and enjoying the beautiful sunshine.
What a depressed introvert.

i'm constify thinking of a sentence

constify by DaRealKey April 12, 2019

constisyncrasy 

Someone shitting their guts out.

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.

constisyncrasy by taegeonn April 30, 2023

constifarted 

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

constifarted by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constifarted 

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

Constifarted by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constifies 

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional

What constifies that law?

constifies by Beacboys January 27, 2004

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

constifused by euroyeti March 5, 2010

constifaded 

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

constifaded by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023