To be constipated with a fart.
I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.
by moegi9 May 22, 2010
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When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.
by SunniBunni September 7, 2010
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