constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

constifused by euroyeti March 5, 2010

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!

Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!

Constafused by PAslim August 18, 2016

constifaded 

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

constifaded by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023