I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.
by euroyeti March 5, 2010
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Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020
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Get the Constafused mug.Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!
I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!
by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023
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