Coastify

To Coastify
To adopt a relaxed or effortless approach to a situation, often by minimizing effort while maximizing smooth progress.

Coastify: "After years of hustle, she decided to coastify her life—less stress, more sunsets."

by Jrackarss June 20, 2025

Crastify

A form of time travel / when time goes by quickly

"I wish we could just crastify to my birthday next week"

"Bloody hell, this year has just crastified!"

"Goodbye darling, have a nice trip, I really hope that the time until I next see you just crastifies..."

by The man who spoke to his cat December 4, 2014

constify

To constantly do something, like constantly watching anime all day instead of going outside and enjoying the beautiful sunshine.
What a depressed introvert.

i'm constify thinking of a sentence

by DaRealKey April 12, 2019