bushism

really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches
a couple of bushism's

We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.

Wow, Brazil is big.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job

But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft

I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
by amitima August 23, 2006
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bushism

Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."
by Kucitizen June 24, 2004
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bushism

Misstatement made by George W. Bush that makes people wonder if he is stupid or evil.
Bushism during White House Speech, Oct 27 2003:

George W. Bush: “The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”

Peaceful Iraqi Civilians: WTF?!?!
by hobitkilla May 26, 2006
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any word that someone starts to say but then screws it up or makes up their own prefixes or suffixes to make it fit into context.

This can also be known as "Pulling a Dubya"
Guy 1: Damn the car is broken I gotta get the mechanic to fixulate it.

Guy 2: Dude you just said a bushism.

Guy 1: I did?

Guy 2: Yeah you have been pulling a lot of Dubyas lately
by Music Master9990 December 10, 2007
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Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."
by C-ko January 21, 2005
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The ritual act between Bush and Blair in the foliage at Camp David
im choosing not to provide further imagery
by bob March 28, 2005
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A term that made millions realise that President Bush wasn't really making stupid blunders at all, and in fact IS mentally fit to lead an entire country!
"Oh... so it was just a BUSHISM, whew, I guess it's okay then."
by Sardonic April 15, 2004
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