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constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
by bikermandude August 11, 2010
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constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
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Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated
I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary
by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020
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Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed
plop!!! plop!!!
by matty morris March 31, 2003
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printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason
"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008
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Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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