Groaning is a sound you do either when your yawning maybe and stretching or having sex. Or working out it can be used for alot of things.
Jack: Groans
Alex:Dammn you really wanna get me turned on?..
Jack: huh? Oh, i'm just stretching
Alex:oh!.. Well dammn.. Then i'm just dirty..
Jack:You dumbass.
Alex :well you wanna...
Jack :fu-k no your a dirty guy.
Alex:dammn you really groaned because of that?..
Jack:YES I DID OMG!!!
Alex:okay okay...
Jack:i was just groaning.
zendaya and i started 69ing and then we went to the kitchen and he slammed me on the sink faucet and i started groaning then the kitchen faucet inside me started making
when i suck dick on weed i groan
groaning is an act of moan from being sexuality aroused
Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”
“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*