Constipationally

Its the kind of things one does when they're sitting on the toilet constipated. Defines the severity of the constipation.

"Hey dude are you okay in there?"
"No I think that meal was spiked, I'm all clogged up" he said constipationally

Constipationally by Thing of Juli July 3, 2026

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

constipational law by darthenstein February 2, 2014

Constipationary 

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

Constipationary by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

Constipational 

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?

Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.

Constipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Constipationalist 

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

Constipationalist by weasel990 June 22, 2013