Skip to main content
Referring to the state of Wisconsin.
"Hey, I recognize that 'Consin accent!", or "I remember the good ole days when I lived in 'Consin"
'Consin by Jen from 'Consin December 20, 2023

Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.
Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008