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conshitive 

Pie face brownies at your conshitive party
conshitive by Tazers Ashtray December 17, 2014
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Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

conshitter 

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"
hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.
conshitter by KN14 July 8, 2010

Conshitterate 

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.
Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Conshitter 

Conshitter this party
Conshitter by Ashtrays tazer December 5, 2014

Consentive 

You are caring and ask for someones opinion before acting.
Friend: Hey man, I appreciate for not pushing my limits!
Me: Yea no problem!
Friend: You're so Consentive
Consentive by jensenary June 7, 2017

conshitstency

Consistently shitty.
The Toronto Raptors continue to show their conshitstency in the clutch.
conshitstency by RaptorBlog.com January 20, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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