mediumdave22's definitions
Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.
by Mediumdave22 October 13, 2011
Get the skankle tattoomug. When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011
Get the Conshitteratemug. Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011
Get the Calf Ripken Jrmug. "Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
Get the Pawtisticmug. When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.
by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011
Get the Whack Up Planmug. The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
Get the White Openmug. A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011
Get the whack shackmug.