connuck

A kid that draws cats on his dick that will following you around and never say a word. When he does talk it makes everything really awkward.

Joe: "Did you see connuck yesterday"
Mark: "Yeah fuck that dude"

by ILoveCatsOnMyDick May 14, 2018

Consucksion

A word made by Yung FIlly in Chefasylum, The act of marrying flavours from different places or origins to come together

What the fuck are you doing, put in the carrots, we need consucksion

by FijoPlayz October 22, 2020

Confuckadoodle

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confuckupied

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confuckamus

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!

by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016