Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

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confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

confucking by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

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Confucking by Cher and jo November 23, 2019

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Confucking by Cher and jo November 23, 2019

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1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

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Cowabunga? Cowafuckingpieceofdogshit

Chief Thunderthud: Cowabunga
Avgn: Cowafuckingpieceofdogshit

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You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

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