conked up
"I should be conked up"
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Cocked up
(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.
(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!
Cocked up by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008
All Corked Up
A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up"
All Corked Up by IT/Site Designer July 2, 2008
Cocked Up
The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.
See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."
"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"
"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."
TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."
"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"
"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."
TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."
"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
coked up
acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.
Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.
I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.
I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.
coked up by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007
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