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Congregational Capitalists 

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
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Urination Congregation 

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.
Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

Congregations! you found a secret definition! 

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd
Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

Colorless Congregation 

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.
“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”

Congregation 

The dog poop stuck in the bottom of your shoe
I stepped in something squishy and realized I have congregation
Congregation by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

Congregation Jumpscare 

A meme from the Geometry Dash community where a part from a level named "Congregation" by Presta is played in a video and tends to jumpscare people.
Why are there so many damn Congregation Jumpscares? Like actually, why?
Congregation Jumpscare by Avixel. November 6, 2023