congeez 

1. Level of horniness.
2. Desire for physical contact.

My congeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 months. I gotta settle my congeez.

congeez by District Attorney February 13, 2009

congeekulations 

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.

Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.

congeekulations by DrWatson February 4, 2007

conjeez

1. Level of horniness.
2. Desire for physical contact.

My conjeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 months. I gotta settle my conjeez.

conjeez by District Attorney February 12, 2009

Congeeble 

1. When two parts that have no evident correlation somehow, someway, combine in a super natural way.

2. A fecal compaction of the bowls; Constipated

I am so damn congeebled.

Congeeble by Kbrosemeyer April 17, 2022

congee 

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.

I went to the store to buy some congee.

congee by thecorrectifieddefinitivater June 17, 2004

Man Congee 

Semen

Randall became so excited by Caitlin's nude clogging exhibition for his 40th birthday that he showered himself and his uncle's bouzouki in man congee.

Man Congee by bc honey badger October 25, 2011

CongeeledMoney 

The act of hiring a prostitute to stick an eel up your butt, pull it out and then slap you repeatedly in the face. A version of congeeled but with a paid participant

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "It was a late night, I was alone in a strange city so I ordered Congeeledmoney".

CongeeledMoney by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018