Congeeble 

1. When two parts that have no evident correlation somehow, someway, combine in a super natural way.

2. A fecal compaction of the bowls; Constipated

I am so damn congeebled.

Congeeble by Kbrosemeyer April 17, 2022

Congealed Beef 

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

congealed 

Thickening; solidifying

In art class, we made a substance that congealed.

congealed by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016

Congealed Cream 

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

Congealed Cream by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Organic Penis Congealer 

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

Organic Penis Congealer by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

CongeeledMoney 

The act of hiring a prostitute to stick an eel up your butt, pull it out and then slap you repeatedly in the face. A version of congeeled but with a paid participant

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "It was a late night, I was alone in a strange city so I ordered Congeeledmoney".

CongeeledMoney by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

congealed 

adj. See "hideous gorgon splurge."

"George Bush's brains have <I>congealed</I>."

congealed by Herschel Fleischmann April 30, 2004