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Conjunctified 

Con⋅'junc⋅ti⋅fied - Cuhn⋅junc⋅tif⋅eyed

–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing

Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled

Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
"Ugh! this sweater never lays right! I'm all conjunctified!"
Conjunctified by Urbanjester March 31, 2009

confusdified

i don't know, i'm all confusdified.
confusdified by dooods June 1, 2005

confulsified 

To be infinitely confused on something.
Ex. 1: We have science homework, but it's really complicated. I'm so confulsified!

Ex. 2: What did you just say? It confulsified me.

Ana kazashimo confuseified 

Yo, man Ana kazashimo confuseified

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026