confuct 

The state of confusion to the point of being really fucked up.

He said go left, she said go right, which way do I go? Man i'm so confuct!

confuct by Angel V September 5, 2008

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"

"They took my gun, confucamus!"

confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confunctant 

The feeling of embarassment one gets when someone else does something embarassing.

"I was so confunctant after watching that drunk girl dance last night."

Confunctant by ~Ñostra-Thomas® June 20, 2011

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Conductor in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020