Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

by JustSandymothafuckahs November 03, 2011

confuct

The state of confusion to the point of being really fucked up.

He said go left, she said go right, which way do I go? Man i'm so confuct!

by Angel V July 12, 2006

Confuction-Nonsense

1) A word made up by a man with a less than average brain who resides somewhere Guyana which has taken Facebook by storm as to how stupid some people can be.
2) A Word now used to describe the stupidity that comes out some person's mouth.

1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
2) You talking a whole bunch of Confuction-Nonsense.

by twavis January 22, 2020

Confuction zone

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

by Brian Keim October 24, 2007

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 06, 2022