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conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments
Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb
conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009

conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.
The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.
conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

anal conflagration 

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

conflaguration 

Tough to comprehend. A disorganized mess. Diffucult situation.
My word Dr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, your name is quite the conflaguration. I am not certain I can spell your name, let alone pronouce it correctly.
conflaguration by Ryan Bonnell January 11, 2009

Conflaguration 

Anything you want the word to mean in the moment (usually a verb)
You: *shaking
Person: What are you doing
You: I’m conflagurating

This shows conflaguration
Conflaguration by Toastercat February 12, 2022