Definitions by diabolicalfritz

anal conflagration 

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

anal conflagration by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

Fetus Pierogies 

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

Fetus Pierogies by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009

blow my cheese 

A different way of saying "give me head".

Blow my cheese, hoe!

blow my cheese by diabolicalfritz September 19, 2009