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computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.
Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.
by meow power November 10, 2009
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computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.
Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!
by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008
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Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.
"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."
by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013
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