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Composture 

The simultanioues state of both ones composure and posture. There are several states of Composture, ranging from bad to good.
"Her Composture as she related the tale of how she left the baby on the metro told it all.
Or
When they came back from the toilet together, you could tell from his composture that he did indeed win the "mine is bigger than yours" discussion they had during dinner"
Composture by antfox April 18, 2009
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clomposure 

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.
Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
clomposure by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

Composter Syndrome 

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
Composter Syndrome by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
Word of the Day on September 26, 2023
The word you use when you failed to spell computer
Person: "wy my compture brok"
Tech support: "What do you mean?"
Compture by eggman nega December 16, 2020

composure 

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.
composure by Larstait November 10, 2003

Composterous 

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.
Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"
Composterous by composterous inc November 19, 2009

house of composure 

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.
"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."