Companda 

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!

Meet my Companda.
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Companda by distrbnce March 16, 2005

Lance Commandant 

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

Lance Commandant by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

compandalated 

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

compandalated by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014

North Side Commandaz 

A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.

Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."

Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh

Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.

Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh

Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.

Gail: sssssshhhhhh

North Side Commandaz by A.Hacker October 11, 2005

Commanda 

When a female "goes commando", without panties.

"Am so backed up on laundry I had to go commanda to work"

Commanda by Mryspt February 6, 2014

In-Commandant 

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!

In-Commandant by F1abg9! November 16, 2018

compendate 

expected sexual pay off for taking a woman on a date. this can range from kissing to fucking, depending on the amount you spend.

After a sumptuous dinner, Huck expected Tina to compendate by giving him a blow-job.

compendate by surreality84 December 9, 2010