commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'

Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.

by c.arnold June 27, 2008

Commander Lexa

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015

Commander Eyebrows

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.

by Kpeng January 5, 2017

Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

by Bullcoh February 23, 2009