Definitions by thegoddamnsiege

Raptor Jesus 

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

Raptor Jesus by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

omnomnomapoeia 

The formation of a word iminating the sound one makes when eating, such as om nom nom, crunch, slurp, chomp, etc. A portmandeau of om nom nom and onomatopoeia.

"While making dinner, I decided to sample the delicious feast I was preparing. Pleased with the results, I mouthed aloud an enthusiastic 'OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.' The others quickly dashed into the kitchen and queried as to just what in the hell the sound they heard was. 'An omnomnomapoeia,' I replied. 'An omnomnomapoeia?' she laughed, 'isn't that a sound you make whilst eating?' Proudly, I told her 'yes, that is correct.'"

omnomnomapoeia by thegoddamnsiege June 20, 2016

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Commander Shepard by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Cumchrist

Brutal Death Metal band from Chicago, IL. Their songs are mostly made up of hillarious anti-christian lyrics.

"Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth" by Cumchrist is a hillarious song.

Cumchrist by thegoddamnsiege March 5, 2005