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southern comfort exorcism 

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever
-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

Comfort excuse 

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
Comfort excuse by Miktionary January 6, 2024

non-comforter 

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains
non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

comforter 

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.
It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter
comforter by michael November 11, 2003

Comforter in the Dryer 

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

Eating her comforter 

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.
Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.