comfort ex 

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

comfort ex by celsmeow September 8, 2023

southern comfort exorcism 

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever

-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

southern comfort exorcism by Supercane July 28, 2019

Comfort excuse 

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

Comfort excuse by Miktionary January 6, 2024

non-comforter 

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

comforter 

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

comforter by michael November 11, 2003

Comforter in the Dryer 

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

Comforter in the Dryer by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

Eating her comforter 

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005