comfort ex
the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
comfort ex by celsmeow September 8, 2023
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southern comfort exorcism
Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever
-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!
southern comfort exorcism by Supercane July 28, 2019
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Comfort excuse
Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.
Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
Comfort excuse by Miktionary January 6, 2024
non-comforter
non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012
comforter
Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.
Comforter in the Dryer
Comforter in the Dryer by The Thwacker January 13, 2016
Eating her comforter
When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.
Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.
Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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