comforter
Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.
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Comforter in the Dryer
Comforter in the Dryer by The Thwacker January 13, 2016
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comforter whore
A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
comforter whore by tsizzley December 29, 2010
non-comforter
non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012
Eating her comforter
When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.
Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.
Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005
Church of the Holy Comforter
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
Church of the Holy Comforter by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010
slut comforter
1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
slut comforter by kita x3 December 30, 2008
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