colsen

colsen is a boy who is about 4'11 he lives in the deep forest of nepal. colsen loves when he hangs from trees upside down by his asshole hair. colsen is usually spotted in peoples backyards eating from their septic tank. he loves eating clumps of shit. not only that but colsen smells really foul people have reported getting infections in their brains from the horrid smell. colsen is reported to have a noodle penis apparently his dick is as skinny as a peice of string while it is 33inches long. during the cold winter colsen wraps himself in his penis and uses it to keep him warm and twittle with his butthole hair at the same time because he is gay and likes when penises give him sweaty harry anal sex.

hey jim i think i spotted a colsen eating my sewage again in my backyard what a nasty bastard.

by pen1sattack12 January 30, 2025

Colsen’s type

Colsen’s type mainly consists of blonde, small, athletic females.

you see that girl over there? that’s colsen’s type.

by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

Colsen’s type

Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.

that girl over there is Colsen’s type for sure

by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.

Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!

by TKDBoi December 17, 2019