The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
That's my Colten.
by Natyr July 31, 2016
Smexy Male attack helicopter (Apache) usually defending Capitalism and USA or doing random stuff, drinking the tears of libtards and helping trump doing stuff, next mission: taking care of North Korea.
by Panda_Wizards September 20, 2017
Colten, an all around amazing person. He will make you smile even when your sad, he will make you laugh even when your about to cry, and he will calm down even if your about to explode. Having a Colten in your life is something that everyone should have and you should never let go. They are kind, compassionate, caring, athletic, sympathetic, loving, considerate, courageous, ambitious, diligent, and very intuitive. They know when your upset or sad without you even telling them and they know what to say and when to say it when you are. They love running and are always up for a card game, but watch out because colten’s are very competitive and are not up for losing. They always put family and friends first and am always thinking about the next way they can make a person smile. If you meet a Colten you should never let them go.
by Soccerdancegirl February 11, 2019
Colten is the funniest guy ever, he is the BEST boyfriend, he is good with kids and is a loving partner to any girl he is with. Coltens mostly have dirty blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes any girl could get lost in.
by Lyina September 24, 2018
Colten is a name that is usually givin to a person who grows up to be a great, awesome, funny, nice, kind, sweet, caring, loving guy.
by .:Zero:. July 05, 2011
One hell of a Funk Masta Flex that dont eva fake the funk with dime piece budunkadunk. Also a hella chill person that's good to highlight any party. if you want a good time get him crunk and watch that funk!!!
coltenfreaking sweet
by funkdizzler February 04, 2010