colostomybag

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.

Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!

colostomybag by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011

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colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

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Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.

Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

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colostomy bag

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.

That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!

colostomy bag by RachelS December 2, 2003

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colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.

Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.

colostomy bag fetish by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013

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colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

colostomy bag by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

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colostomy bag

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)

ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow

colostomy bag by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007

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