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colostomy bag 

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A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003
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colostomy bag • colostomy bag fetish • Colostomy Bag Kate • colostobaggin

Colostomy Bag Kate

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Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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colostomy bag 

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Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
colostomy bag by RachelS December 2, 2003
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colostomy bag fetish 

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The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.
Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.
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colostomy bag 

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Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
colostomy bag by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007
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colostomy bag 

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a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow
colostomy bag by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007
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