Colostomy-bang 

The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole.

Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.

Colostomy-bang by Mikey b 650 March 8, 2011

colostomybag 

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.

Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!

colostomybag by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011