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A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
by blake November 19, 2003
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A more extreme form of a douchebag
I always thought Josh was a douchebag, until I saw him sniffing candles at Bath & Body Works with his girlfriend. I then upgraded his status to "colostomy bag".
by duct_tape_wallet December 19, 2005
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Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
by RachelS December 02, 2003
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A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.
Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!
by scoopapoopa August 09, 2011
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Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
by RunnyDiarrhea November 17, 2007
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a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow
by (v)1<#4341 April 11, 2007
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