colosshole 

A disgusting fat fuck, devoid of any redeeming qualities.

That colosshole Rita McNeil came to our New Year's party, and devoured all the canapes.

colosshole by wackjob 46 January 3, 2014

Classhole 

An asshole but with class. Does asshole-ish things, but with a classy twist

Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Man 2: I am in awe.

Man 1: It's even more fun to do to condoms.

Classhole by Tobi4242 July 7, 2008

ClassHoles 

Classmates in any educational setting that are complete assholes.

All my fellow classholes like to complain about everything, kiss the teachers ass, and annoy the hell out of me.

ClassHoles by SlovakWrath October 5, 2011

classhole 

1)one who purports to a superiority which is manifestly unfounded; 2)one who takes umbrage at people who attend a school reunion not of their graduation year

get biff, talking about his all inclusive vacation, wearing a brown suit, driving a grand am gt, sporting a zircon, acting like the aly khan. he's such a classhole.

or;

biff wouldn't speak to me at the reunion because i didn't graduate with him. what a classhole.

classhole by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

classhole 

An asshole of higher order demonstrating calculated assholishness. Aspires to have more creativity than the common asshole and takes pride in pulling off assholish things. Usually accompanied by apologetic friends.

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Why the fuck is Brass Monkey playing over and over?"
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #2: "Some dude dumped 10 bucks into the jukebox and picked that gay ass song to play like 50 times. And then he left."
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Feck! What a classhole!"

"I'm sorry my friend shat on your driveway - he's kind of a classhole."

classhole by JJJ Jr. Shabadoo July 20, 2006

classhole 

A classhole is a rare breed of student, the kind who insists upon commenting upon absolutely everything the professor says, even if his/her comment is as meaningless as nodding and verbally giving his assent/dissent. The classhole also answers just about every question asked, even when everyone else is sick to death of hearing him/her spew their insignificant opinions about topics nobody really cares about in the first place. Class is a time to shut your mouth and listen to the professor, who has years of education and probably four or five different diplomas to boot; the knowledge of the classhole pales in comparison, but this is a fact that is only evident to everyone else in the class. The classhole, so smitten with themselves, remains ignorant.

The foreign exchange student who nods his head every time the professor says something "meaningful" and voices his opinion every damn chance he gets is undoubtedly a classhole.

classhole by Sterling Memorial October 21, 2008

colasshole 

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.

My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.

colasshole by PugSon September 18, 2016