Classmates

A classmate is an unreliable human being.
Classmates are a herd of those chaotic life forms that abide by hierarchy and anarchy both at once.
Unreliable ppl that hog the bathroom butt only when you need it the most.
A class is known to be a government experiment testing the limits of today's youth.

My classmates are dumb. Periodt

by Bob Bobberson Junior February 26, 2021

Classmates

People who you work with in your school class. Also sometimes very bitchy and making music.lys

Your classmates help you with a retarded quiz from yesterday.

by wehbfjhawbfiabja February 7, 2017

Classmates

People that annoy you all day and where you fake smiles to when you actually just wanna slap them so hard that they cry but you cant cause you have to put up with those bitches for a long time and you will be so happy and never miss them when you leave.

Mom:”honey you have to meet your new classmates today” me: “I cant wait to meet the bitches i have to put up with this year”

by Mister Good Looking August 10, 2020

Classmates

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason

"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"

by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010

Classmates

Some random idiots that are in the same class as you, but yiu suprisinngly get along with eachother.
Yall make fun of eachother ALLOT

They are weird and spam you tiktoks all the times also that one emo-tomboy girl who is a pick me and says that the teacher adopted her iuhyxedujyd3tk <3

The peopel that are in your class are called classmates.

by Kylee Tyler March 23, 2022

classmates.com

The worlds leading dot com organization in producing annoying pop up ads.

Wow Vic, classmates.com wants me to become a gold member! How extravegant!

by pinecon August 29, 2004

classmates.com

Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.

Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.

My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.

by Disvan September 26, 2010