Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation

I'm going to self-pollinate

Self-Pollinate by Vinxjo September 19, 2009

Self Pollination 

Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.

Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.

Self Pollination by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

self pollinator 

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

self pollinator by Cycofy April 1, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004