colins 

A skinhead haircut that has been allowed to grow to a shabby length, to the level where the hair is poking over the ears. It is the same length all over in most places, leading to a general look of untidiness.

First came from a boy called "Lee Colins", a boy from a poor family who always got his head shaved every couple of months to cure his headlice infestation. However, in between cuts it would grow to shabby proportions, and his foul attitude has led for this insult to be his legacy.

"Copey man, sort that hair out!"

"There is nothing wrong with it, it just needs cut!"

"Well get it done then, you can't walk round school with a Colins, you puff!"

colins by Giles2112 April 14, 2005

colins mom 

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

colins mom by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

colins mom 

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

colins mom by Jon April 16, 2004

colins mom 

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

colins mom by colins mom April 18, 2004

Colins girl 

A girlfriend who after you date undergoes the process of becoming a man

Boy 1: I just broke up with Sarah after 6 months dude
Boy 2: Isn’t she a full grown man now?
Boy 1: Yeah she’s such a Colins girl

Colins girl by PogRider7 April 22, 2022

colins toupee 

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

colins toupee by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

phil colins 

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

phil colins by Mufflon July 10, 2014