Colinstache

1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.

The colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.

Colinstache by Sterling75 June 5, 2010

Coinstacker 

The worst person of all kind. It is known as the most derogatory term in all of American culture.

Do you see that guy stacking coins of there? He is such a coinstacker, god I wish he would lynch himself

Coinstacker by randomGeezer123 October 14, 2016

Coonstache 

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

Coonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Clipstache 

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

Clipstache by stashmaster August 17, 2012