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What The Ultimate Diplomat types when he has a headache
"Colelct profits" -The Ultimate Diplomat
Colelct by ACDC3907 June 19, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
A mistyping of the UnbelievaBoat command !collect.
COVID-19#1377: !colelct
COVID-19#1377: !collect
UnbelievaBoat:
COVID-19#1377
:xmark: You can next collect income in 14 hours and 9 minutes.
colelct by Counselor16 August 31, 2022

Collector's anxiety 

A sentence commonly used by a twitch streamer called Pointcrow, in which he refers to the anxiety of wanting to collect everything possible. It was first used in his first YouTube video and in one of his early twitch streams, it is now used to playfully ridicule him in stream chat or comments.
“Hey guys, PointCrow here. Do you ever get collector's anxiety?”

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.
Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
Sperm collector by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

poop collector 

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
poop collector by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

bank collection

A folder (usually hidden or disguised under a misleading name) of photos or videos for later… typically used for masturbation purposes
“You want me to send my bank collection over? The shit gets me off without even fucking trying
bank collection by Yallknowwhatimsayin September 19, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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