colbing
When a man rapidly fucks a block of cheese, then is force fed that block of cheese, then also forced to climax into a dead chipmunk.
colbing by ColbyTheCheese March 7, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Joe Collings
Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
Related Words
colbing • Colbington • collingwood • Cobbing • colding • Collingswood • combing • cobbing me nuts • cobbing it • coleing
Joe Collings
Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
Colbying
A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.
The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.
The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.
combing the cat
combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011
Corn Cobbing
Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.
It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.
""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.
""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026