colbing

When a man rapidly fucks a block of cheese, then is force fed that block of cheese, then also forced to climax into a dead chipmunk.

Damn that block of cheese and chipmunk made for an amazing colbing.

by ColbyTheCheese March 7, 2024

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Colming

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008

Colbying

A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.

The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.

I have been colbying every night recently and now my pen is stuck in a goat.

by N69sZelda September 9, 2012

combing the cat

when a woman masturbates with a comb

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro

by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019