coirker

An annoying coworker.

My coirker is always bringing in her crying twin babies to show around to the department.

Stupid coirker loves replying to all in every email.

by cubicle farm January 21, 2009

coirker

combines to be irked with co-worker, the people you work with who really annoy you

That coirker is at it again using the bathroom stall as her personal phone booth.

by witty1 December 18, 2012

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

by angleddjango September 13, 2014

State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

by gregor_y July 20, 2009

corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.

by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

by Slogre May 15, 2021

corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

that joke was a corker......

by Jay J July 13, 2006