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Coinflip Player 

A term used to describe the fluctuation in skill level of a person, often someone who plays video games. Coinflip player usually refers to someone who is either really good or really bad on different days constantly.
Hey, why are you doing so bad today?

Im a coinflip player.
Coinflip Player by anonymous March 4, 2021

coinsultant 

A consultant that one pays a lot of money for, i.e. requires a lot of coin or extreme expenditure to afford their expertise or services. 'Coinsultation' being a derivation of the word.
Before we implement the newly designed prototype, maybe we should speak with one of our coinsultants.
coinsultant by RamseyB May 28, 2009

condom coinflip 

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
condom coinflip by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Coinflip 

An alt-right dogwhistle referring to the fact that trans people suicide rates have the same percentage as the chance of either getting a heads or tails on a game of coin flip
"this post says trans people are getting killed, guess they still haven't realized it's a coinflip"
Coinflip by Dangerous Singularity October 8, 2021

confulsified 

To be infinitely confused on something.
Ex. 1: We have science homework, but it's really complicated. I'm so confulsified!

Ex. 2: What did you just say? It confulsified me.

Coinflip player 

Two meanings:

1. Someone whose playstyle in a competitive video game is feast or famine, in that they will hard carry games but also hard lose games by themselves.

2. Someone who has little to no impact on the outcome of a game so whether they win or lose is entirely dependent on how the enemy team and their team play irrespective of the player in question, hence the term coinflip - the player essentially flips a coin to win since either their team or the enemy team is better and they have no control over that.
1. John is such a coinflip player. He either goes 5/0 at 5 minutes into the game and carries or goes 0/3 and afks.

2. Bob is such a coinflip player. He just spam queues up games all day with a 50% winrate and either farms just to loses anyway or his team carries him.
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