coinflup

A coin flip that doesn't go your way.

I went all-in with two over cards vs. his pocket pair, and I whiffed on the flop. It turned out to be a coinflup for me.

coinflup by Sarcosapien August 10, 2008

confluperous 

the quality of being extra

"Girl, why you always so extra?"
"You right. Lemme stop bein so confluperous."

confluperous by Lillllllllian December 7, 2017

Coinflip Player 

A term used to describe the fluctuation in skill level of a person, often someone who plays video games. Coinflip player usually refers to someone who is either really good or really bad on different days constantly.

Hey, why are you doing so bad today?

Im a coinflip player.

Coinflip Player by anonymous March 4, 2021

condom coinflip 

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

condom coinflip by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Coinflip 

An alt-right dogwhistle referring to the fact that trans people suicide rates have the same percentage as the chance of either getting a heads or tails on a game of coin flip

"this post says trans people are getting killed, guess they still haven't realized it's a coinflip"

Coinflip by Dangerous Singularity October 8, 2021

Coinflip player 

Two meanings:

1. Someone whose playstyle in a competitive video game is feast or famine, in that they will hard carry games but also hard lose games by themselves.

2. Someone who has little to no impact on the outcome of a game so whether they win or lose is entirely dependent on how the enemy team and their team play irrespective of the player in question, hence the term coinflip - the player essentially flips a coin to win since either their team or the enemy team is better and they have no control over that.

1. John is such a coinflip player. He either goes 5/0 at 5 minutes into the game and carries or goes 0/3 and afks.

2. Bob is such a coinflip player. He just spam queues up games all day with a 50% winrate and either farms just to loses anyway or his team carries him.

Coinflip player by ZEENCARRYLORD June 9, 2022

Pakistani coinflip 

It is a coin toss that is dictated by shoving a 1 rupee up your ass and the outcome of the toss is dictated by if the rupee lands on heads or tails.

The other day pat and I had a argument over who had the last case of anal warts. So we decided to settle it with a Pakistani coinflip

Pakistani coinflip by drylipspuckerlips July 3, 2021