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who pissed in your cornflakes?
Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
who pissed in your cornflakes? by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
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Cornflakes
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
Cornflakes by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011
piss in my cornflakes
A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
piss in my cornflakes by J April 27, 2004
Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
Shit in your cornflakes
Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy
John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie
John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie
Shit in your cornflakes by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008
pee in my cornflakes
"sorry i can't go this this weekend."
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"
"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"
"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"
pee in my cornflakes by brodybear May 9, 2007
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